He updated his dating profile

by  |  14-Jun-2016 21:11

I cringed a little internally — it seemed rather fast — but told him that if he was really interested in a monogamous, exclusive relationship, I’d be willing to give it a go.

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It wasn’t me, he assured me, imploring me to just give him a bit to catch his breath and everything would be back to normal.

But it nagged at me, his smiling face in that profile thumbnail, the little “online now!

Creosote by the end of it, more bloated and uncomfortable than satiated, a little humiliated and thoroughly monstrous. And that’s when John’s email — the “wafer thin mint” that would blow the whole thing up — arrived.

I hadn’t messaged him or winked at him, posted a cute picture or anything.

He tries to make it seem like he's just doing it out of boredom, which, I guess, is fine.

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